Orange Julius’, pet stores, avoiding kiosk vendors, elderly folks from your church you aren’t sure if you should say hello to, sub-par oriental food.
I was just at the mall the other day, for the first time in over a year. I felt like an alien doing research. Or, have you ever watched Fraggle Rock. Rememer Uncle Travelling Matt? He used to send Wembly those short films of his adventures in the human world, and comment on the oddities of human nature... they were really funny. I love his name. An underrated show.